Andy Dietrich
Author, Immigrant, Veteran, Amateur Instigator
Andy Dietrich was born at an early age and lived a fairly uneventful life in the Black Forest of Germany. At age 14, he and his mom packed their things and moved to Alaska to experience the true meaning of "holy crap, it's cold!" At 19, while on a sugar high, he enlisted and became one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. He was released early due to good behavior and moved to Las Vegas where he now spends his time harassing, errr...."welcoming" the tourists and exercising his second-favorite drinking arm. If you come across a wild Andy in his natural habitat, do not feed him attention; he will only come back for more.
June 30, 2025
1,105 | From Black Forest to Vegas: Andy Dietrich’s Wild Ride Through Cold, Chaos & Comedy
1,105 | From Black Forest to Vegas: Andy Dietrich’s Wild Ride Through Cold, Chaos & Comedy
Andy Dietrich was born at an early age and lived a fairly uneventful life in the Black Forest of Germany. At age 14, he and his mom packed their things and moved to Alaska to experience the true meaning of…